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Decorative plate with yellow roses, a cat face, and the phrase 'Maybe swearing will help' surrounded by pink blossoms in the background.
A decorative silver tray with the word 'FUCK' printed in bold black letters on its surface, placed on red ornate wallpaper.

DECORATIVE PLATES

METAL DISHES

A vintage trinket dish with the words "where the fuck are my keys?" in black lettering
A white sugar bowl with the words 'Suspicious White Substance' on written it, surrounded by red roses.

TRINKET DISHES

SUGAR BOWLS

A tea cup with a floral design and the words "fresh out of fucks" in black writing
A decorative milk jug with the words 'Tears of my Enemies' written on it, adorned with yellow flowers.
Two white salt and pepper shakers with black cursive lettering, labeled 'Salty' and “Bitch”against a dark background with blue leaves.
Green succulent plant in a terracotta pot with a glittery sign reading 'Over Dramatic' against a black background.

S & P SHAKERS

PLANTER STICKS

Decorative white plate with red floral design and the words 'Create a Plate' in black text, surrounded by pink, red, and orange flowers.
Matching pair of earrings with yellow and silver glittery design, inscription reading 'RAY OF F***ING SUNSHINE'.

CREATE-A-PLATE

RUDE EARRINGS

Cream coloured acrylic brooch with the words "Badass Bitch" and pink floral illustrations on a white background, with a gold glitter edge.
Purple acrylic badge on a purple jacket with a silver glitter border that reads: "I've tried to stop swearing but I cunt."

PETITE PLATES

PRETTY RUDE BADGES

A vintage plate brooch with a delicate floral design, hand shaped and finished with the text 'I'm a delicate fucking flower'.
Pair of pink and purple earrings with Basil Brush designs, hanging from silver hooks.

PLATE BROOCHES

POP JEWELLERY

Gold-framed earrings with pink florals on a black glitter background.
A wooden brooch with a vintage New Zealand postage stamp design featuring a tui, displayed on a dark grey jacket.

CAMEO JEWELLERY

STAMP JEWELLERY

A greeting card with a picture of an owl and the word "older...but never wiser"
A detailed black and white drawing of a lion wearing a top hat and a bow tie, framed in an ornate gold frame.

GREETING CARDS

GIFT CARDS

Sale announcement with large black text on a background of scattered pastel confetti on pink paper. The message reads 'SALE' with smaller text below stating 'Selected items are on sale now!'.

CLEARANCE SALE

MILK JUGS

TEA CUPS