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and discover our unique collection of decorative wall plates, vintage style home decor, as well as fun gifts and jewellery. All made in our Wellington, New Zealand studio

A white plate with a pink rose and brown leaves design in the center, surrounded by words 'FUCK F*CK F*CK F*CK' in black, all placed on top of green fern leaves.
Decorative plate with yellow roses, a cat face, and the phrase 'Maybe swearing will help' surrounded by pink blossoms in the background.

DECORATIVE PLATES

PICTURE PLATES

A decorative silver tray with the word 'FUCK' printed in bold black letters on its surface, placed on red ornate wallpaper.
A porcelain dish with floral patterns and the words 'Keys & Shit' written on it, lying on a bed of blue leaves.

METAL DISHES

TRINKET DISHES

Green succulent plant in a terracotta pot with a glittery sign reading 'Over Dramatic' against a black background.
A white sugar bowl with the words 'Suspicious White Substance' on written it, surrounded by red roses.

PLANTER STICKS

SUGAR BOWLS

A white teacup with gold accents and the words 'Fabulous Bitch' written on it, sitting on a matching saucer with pink roses, in front of a background of blue hydrangea flowers.
A white ceramic milk jug with gold accents and the phrase 'Tears of my Enemies' written on it, sitting among red roses.

TEA CUPS

MILK JUGS

Two white salt and pepper shakers with black cursive lettering, labeled 'Salty' and “Bitch”against a dark background with blue leaves.
Decorative white plate with red floral design and the words 'Create a Plate' in black text, surrounded by pink, red, and orange flowers.

SALT & PEPPER SHAKERS

CREATE-A-PLATE

Purple acrylic badge on a purple jacket with a silver glitter border that reads: "I've tried to stop swearing but I cunt."
Matching pair of earrings with yellow and silver glittery design, inscription reading 'RAY OF F***ING SUNSHINE'.
Cream coloured acrylic brooch with the words "Badass Bitch" and pink floral illustrations on a white background, with a gold glitter edge.
Pair of pink and purple earrings with Basil Brush designs, hanging from silver hooks.

PETITE PLATES

POP JEWELLERY

A vintage plate brooch with a delicate floral design, hand shaped and finished with the text 'I'm a delicate fucking flower'.
A wooden brooch with a vintage New Zealand postage stamp design featuring a tui, displayed on a dark grey jacket.

PLATE BROOCHES

STAMP JEWELLERY

RUDE EARRINGS

PRETTY RUDE BADGES