Stockists

WORLD

Auckland

60 Tyler Street

Britomart Precinct

Auckland 1010

179 Ponsonby Road

Auckland 1011

Wellington

29 Manners Street

Te Aro, Wellington 6011

MR FEATHER’S DEN

19 Fitzherbert Street

Featherston 5710

South Wairarapa

If you are interested in stocking our products in your store, please get in touch with us at info@thedandylion.co.nz

Do I Look Like A Fucking People Person?
NZ$45.00

"Do I Look Like A Fucking People Person?" Small Plate

Fabulous plates to adorn your walls! Our decorative wall plates are carefully crafted from up-cycled vintage plates and feature one of our cheeky, sassy quotes. This plate measures 15.5cm in diameter and comes with your choice of either a spring hanging wire for easy wall mounting or a plate stand, perfect for showcasing your plate on a shelf, sideboard, or anywhere you like to add a splash of sass!

Please select your plate holder from the drop down menu which pops up when you add to cart.

We have vintage decorative plates for all occasions and to suit every mood! Great as a gift or as a present to yourself. Check out the full range of fun and often naughty wall plates.

Vintage plate - Bell China England

Size - 15.5cm

Plate lettering - black

Our plates are not intended for food use, they are for decorative use only.

We carefully hand select our vintage plates to ensure they are in good condition, but there may be the occasional surface scratch or slight wear in parts due to the plates age.

Motherfucker - Decorative Plate
NZ$45.00

"Motherfucker" Small Plate

Fabulous plates to adorn your walls! Our decorative wall plates are carefully crafted from up-cycled vintage plates and feature one of our cheeky, sassy quotes. This plate comes with your choice of either a spring hanging wire for easy wall mounting or a plate stand, perfect for showcasing your plate on a shelf, sideboard, or anywhere you like to add a splash of sass!

Please select your plate holder from the drop down menu which pops up when you add to cart.

We have vintage decorative plates for all occasions and to suit every mood! Great as a gift or as a present to yourself. Check out the full range of fun and naughty wall plates.

Select your plate from the drop down menu:

Plate A: Colclough England, size - 15.5cm, lettering - black

Plate B: Melba England, size - 15.5cm, lettering - black (the plate is a soft mint colour)

The lettering is heat set to the plates surface.

Our plates are not intended for food use, they are for decorative use only.

We carefully hand select our vintage plates to ensure they are in good condition, but there may be the occasional surface scratch or slight wear in parts due to the plates age.

Fabulous Bitch - Glitter Acrylic Badge
NZ$39.00

“Fabulous Bitch” Badge

Sass up your outfit with our oh so rude badges! Laser cut from acrylic and hand painted and finished in our Wellington studio, this badge measures 50mm x 32mm.

Select your badge colour from the drop down menu:

Badge A: Pink pearl and pink glitter, lettering - black

Badge B: Purple pearl and purple, lettering - gold

Badge C: Turquoise and silver glitter, lettering - black

Materials: Acrylic with a stainless steel badge pin

Designed and made in New Zealand

Pretty Rude Badge Design © The Dandy Lion

Wanker - Glitter Acrylic Badge
NZ$39.00

“Wanker” Badge

Sass up your outfit with our oh so rude badges! Laser cut from acrylic, hand painted and finished in our Wellington studio, this badge measures 50mm x 36mm.

Select your badge colour from the drop down menu:

Badge A: Grey pearl and multicolour glitter, lettering - black

Badge B: Red and purple, lettering - gold

Badge C: Hot pink and blue glitter, lettering - black

Materials: Acrylic with a stainless steel badge pin

Designed and made in New Zealand

Pretty Rude Badge Design © The Dandy Lion

Whore - Decorative Plate
NZ$45.00

"Whore" Small Plate

Fabulous plates to adorn your walls! Our decorative wall plates are carefully crafted from up-cycled vintage plates and feature one of our cheeky, sassy quotes. This plate measures 15cm in diameter and comes with your choice of either a spring hanging wire for easy wall mounting or a plate stand, perfect for showcasing your plate on a shelf, sideboard, or anywhere you like to add a splash of sass!

Please select your plate holder from the drop down menu which pops up when you add to cart.

We have vintage decorative plates for all occasions and to suit every mood! Great as a gift or as a present to yourself. Check out the full range of fun and naughty wall plates.

Vintage plate - Melba England

Size - 15cm

Lettering - black

The lettering is heat set to the plates surface.

Our plates are not intended for food use, they are for decorative use only.

We carefully hand select our vintage plates to ensure they are in good condition, but there may be the occasional surface scratch or slight wear in parts due to the plates age.

Our shipping and payment information can be found here

Would you like a custom order plate? Create-a-plate is available to order here

In A World Full Of Cunts You’re My Favourite
from NZ$45.00

Cheeky Vintage Plates: Transform Your Walls with A Dash Of Sass!

Created in our Wellington studio.

Fabulous plates to adorn your walls! Our decorative wall plates are carefully crafted from up-cycled vintage plates and feature one of our cheeky, sassy quotes.

Our Decorative Plates Are

  • Handmade from recycled vintage plates

  • Versatile display — choose a spring wall hanger or plate stand

  • One-of-a-kind — our plates are made in small batches

Select your plate from the drop down menu:

Plate A: Bridgwood England, size - 14.5cm, lettering - black

Plate B: Crown Lynn New Zealand, size - 17.5cm, lettering - gold

Plate C: New Zealand, size - 17cm, lettering - gold

Plate D: Johnson Bros England, size - 25.5cm, lettering - gold

Plate E: British Anchor England, size - 25.5cm, lettering - black

Plate F: Alfred Meakin England, size - 24.5cm, lettering - black

The black lettering is heat set to the plates surface.

The gold lettering is a surface applied metallic foil.

Our plates are not intended for food use, they are for decorative use only.

Ships from our Wellington, New Zealand studio.

We carefully hand select our vintage plates to ensure they are in good condition, but there may be the occasional surface scratch or slight wear in parts due to the plates age.

Our shipping and payment information can be found here

Would you like a custom order personalised plate? Create-a-plate is available to order here

In A World Full Of Cunts You’re My Favourite - Badge
NZ$39.00

“In A World Full Of Cunts You’re My Favourite” Badge

Sass up your outfit with our oh so rude badges! Laser cut from acrylic, etched and hand painted and finished in our Wellington studio, this badge measures 55mm x 55mm.

Select your badge colour from the drop down menu:

Badge A: Turquoise and silver glitter, lettering - black

Badge B: Red pearl and gold glitter, lettering - gold

Badge C: Pink pearl and silver glitter, lettering - black

Badge D: Purple and red glitter, lettering - gold

Materials: Acrylic with a stainless steel badge pin

Designed and made in New Zealand

Pretty Rude Badge Design © The Dandy Lion

Ray Of Fucking Sunshine - Acrylic Badge
NZ$39.00

“Ray Of Fucking Sunshine” Badge

Sass up your outfit with our oh so rude badges! Laser cut from acrylic and hand painted and finished in our Wellington studio, this badge measures 44mm x 40mm.

Select your badge colour from the drop down menu:

Badge A: Yellow and blue glitter, lettering - black

Badge B: Turquoise and blue glitter, lettering - black

Badge C: Pink lemonade pearl and clear gold glitter, lettering - black

Materials: Acrylic with a stainless steel badge pin

Designed and made in New Zealand

Pretty Rude Badge Design © The Dandy Lion