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Planter Sticks I Need A Fucking Drink - Planter Stick
A pastel pink acrylic planter stick label with the words "I need a fucking drink" in black lettering Image 1 of 10
A pastel pink acrylic planter stick label with the words "I need a fucking drink" in black lettering
A pastel blue acrylic planter stick label with the words "I need a fucking drink" in black lettering Image 2 of 10
A pastel blue acrylic planter stick label with the words "I need a fucking drink" in black lettering
A green acrylic planter stick label with the words "I need a fucking drink" in gold lettering Image 3 of 10
A green acrylic planter stick label with the words "I need a fucking drink" in gold lettering
A blue acrylic planter stick label with the words "I need a fucking drink" in gold lettering Image 4 of 10
A blue acrylic planter stick label with the words "I need a fucking drink" in gold lettering
A red acrylic planter stick label with the words "I need a fucking drink" in white lettering Image 5 of 10
A red acrylic planter stick label with the words "I need a fucking drink" in white lettering
An orange acrylic planter stick label with the words "I need a fucking drink" in turquoise lettering Image 6 of 10
An orange acrylic planter stick label with the words "I need a fucking drink" in turquoise lettering
A silver glitter acrylic planter stick label with the words "I need a fucking drink" in white lettering Image 7 of 10
A silver glitter acrylic planter stick label with the words "I need a fucking drink" in white lettering
A gold glitter acrylic planter stick label with the words "I need a fucking drink" in white lettering Image 8 of 10
A gold glitter acrylic planter stick label with the words "I need a fucking drink" in white lettering
A green acrylic planter stick label with the words "I need a fucking drink" in magenta lettering Image 9 of 10
A green acrylic planter stick label with the words "I need a fucking drink" in magenta lettering
A blue acrylic planter stick label in a houseplant pot, with the words "I need a fucking drink" in gold lettering Image 10 of 10
A blue acrylic planter stick label in a houseplant pot, with the words "I need a fucking drink" in gold lettering
A pastel pink acrylic planter stick label with the words "I need a fucking drink" in black lettering
A pastel blue acrylic planter stick label with the words "I need a fucking drink" in black lettering
A green acrylic planter stick label with the words "I need a fucking drink" in gold lettering
A blue acrylic planter stick label with the words "I need a fucking drink" in gold lettering
A red acrylic planter stick label with the words "I need a fucking drink" in white lettering
An orange acrylic planter stick label with the words "I need a fucking drink" in turquoise lettering
A silver glitter acrylic planter stick label with the words "I need a fucking drink" in white lettering
A gold glitter acrylic planter stick label with the words "I need a fucking drink" in white lettering
A green acrylic planter stick label with the words "I need a fucking drink" in magenta lettering
A blue acrylic planter stick label in a houseplant pot, with the words "I need a fucking drink" in gold lettering

I Need A Fucking Drink - Planter Stick

NZ$18.00

“I Need A Fucking Drink” Planter Stick

Meet our “I need a fucking drink” planter stick - the sassiest sidekick your houseplants never knew they needed! Made from laser cut acrylic, etched and hand painted, the planter stick measures 6cm wide and is 13cm tall.

You will receive ONE planter stick, please select your colour from the drop down menu:

A: Pink pastel acrylic with black lettering

B: Mint pastel acrylic with black lettering

C: Green acrylic with gold lettering

D: Blue acrylic with gold lettering

E: Red acrylic with white lettering

F: Orange acrylic with turquoise lettering

G: Silver glitter acrylic with white lettering

H: Gold glitter acrylic with white lettering

I: Green acrylic with magenta lettering

Plant not included

Materials: acrylic

Laser cut and hand painted in our Wellington studio

To preserve the colour and finish of your planter stick we recommend indoor use only.

Planter stick design © The Dandy Lion

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“I Need A Fucking Drink” Planter Stick

Meet our “I need a fucking drink” planter stick - the sassiest sidekick your houseplants never knew they needed! Made from laser cut acrylic, etched and hand painted, the planter stick measures 6cm wide and is 13cm tall.

You will receive ONE planter stick, please select your colour from the drop down menu:

A: Pink pastel acrylic with black lettering

B: Mint pastel acrylic with black lettering

C: Green acrylic with gold lettering

D: Blue acrylic with gold lettering

E: Red acrylic with white lettering

F: Orange acrylic with turquoise lettering

G: Silver glitter acrylic with white lettering

H: Gold glitter acrylic with white lettering

I: Green acrylic with magenta lettering

Plant not included

Materials: acrylic

Laser cut and hand painted in our Wellington studio

To preserve the colour and finish of your planter stick we recommend indoor use only.

Planter stick design © The Dandy Lion

“I Need A Fucking Drink” Planter Stick

Meet our “I need a fucking drink” planter stick - the sassiest sidekick your houseplants never knew they needed! Made from laser cut acrylic, etched and hand painted, the planter stick measures 6cm wide and is 13cm tall.

You will receive ONE planter stick, please select your colour from the drop down menu:

A: Pink pastel acrylic with black lettering

B: Mint pastel acrylic with black lettering

C: Green acrylic with gold lettering

D: Blue acrylic with gold lettering

E: Red acrylic with white lettering

F: Orange acrylic with turquoise lettering

G: Silver glitter acrylic with white lettering

H: Gold glitter acrylic with white lettering

I: Green acrylic with magenta lettering

Plant not included

Materials: acrylic

Laser cut and hand painted in our Wellington studio

To preserve the colour and finish of your planter stick we recommend indoor use only.

Planter stick design © The Dandy Lion

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