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Decorative Plates Don’t Be A Cunt - Decorative Plate
Don’t be a cunt, explicit and rude vintage decorative wall plate, pink plate with black lettering Image 1 of 5
Don’t be a cunt, explicit and rude vintage decorative wall plate, pink plate with black lettering
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Don’t be a cunt, explicit and rude vintage decorative wall plate, pink plate with black lettering
Don’t be a cunt, vintage decorative wall plate, red and yellow roses with gold lettering Image 3 of 5
Don’t be a cunt, vintage decorative wall plate, red and yellow roses with gold lettering
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Don’t be a cunt, vintage decorative wall plate, red and yellow roses with gold lettering
The wall plate is presented in a gift box Image 5 of 5
The wall plate is presented in a gift box
Don’t be a cunt, explicit and rude vintage decorative wall plate, pink plate with black lettering
Don’t be a cunt, explicit and rude vintage decorative wall plate, pink plate with black lettering
Don’t be a cunt, vintage decorative wall plate, red and yellow roses with gold lettering
Don’t be a cunt, vintage decorative wall plate, red and yellow roses with gold lettering
The wall plate is presented in a gift box

Don’t Be A Cunt - Decorative Plate

NZ$45.00

"Don’t Be A Cunt” Small Plate

Fabulous plates to adorn your walls! Our decorative wall plates are carefully crafted from up-cycled vintage plates and feature one of our cheeky, sassy quotes. This plate comes with your choice of either a spring hanging wire for easy wall mounting or a plate stand, perfect for showcasing your plate on a shelf, sideboard, or anywhere you like to add a splash of sass!

Please select your plate holder from the drop down menu which pops up when you add to cart.

We have vintage decorative plates for all occasions and to suit every mood! Great as a gift or as a present to yourself. Check out the full range of fun and naughty wall plates.

Select your plate from the drop down menu:

Plate A: Jason England, size - 16.5cm, plate lettering - black

Plate B: Alfred Meakin England, size - 17cm, plate lettering - gold

The black lettering is heat set to the plates surface.

The gold lettering is metallic foil.

Our plates are not intended for food use, they are for decorative use only.

We carefully hand select our vintage plates to ensure they are in good condition, but there may be the occasional surface scratch or slight wear in parts due to the plates age.

Our shipping and payment information can be found here

Would you like a custom order plate? Create-a-plate is available to order here

Plate:
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"Don’t Be A Cunt” Small Plate

Fabulous plates to adorn your walls! Our decorative wall plates are carefully crafted from up-cycled vintage plates and feature one of our cheeky, sassy quotes. This plate comes with your choice of either a spring hanging wire for easy wall mounting or a plate stand, perfect for showcasing your plate on a shelf, sideboard, or anywhere you like to add a splash of sass!

Please select your plate holder from the drop down menu which pops up when you add to cart.

We have vintage decorative plates for all occasions and to suit every mood! Great as a gift or as a present to yourself. Check out the full range of fun and naughty wall plates.

Select your plate from the drop down menu:

Plate A: Jason England, size - 16.5cm, plate lettering - black

Plate B: Alfred Meakin England, size - 17cm, plate lettering - gold

The black lettering is heat set to the plates surface.

The gold lettering is metallic foil.

Our plates are not intended for food use, they are for decorative use only.

We carefully hand select our vintage plates to ensure they are in good condition, but there may be the occasional surface scratch or slight wear in parts due to the plates age.

Our shipping and payment information can be found here

Would you like a custom order plate? Create-a-plate is available to order here

"Don’t Be A Cunt” Small Plate

Fabulous plates to adorn your walls! Our decorative wall plates are carefully crafted from up-cycled vintage plates and feature one of our cheeky, sassy quotes. This plate comes with your choice of either a spring hanging wire for easy wall mounting or a plate stand, perfect for showcasing your plate on a shelf, sideboard, or anywhere you like to add a splash of sass!

Please select your plate holder from the drop down menu which pops up when you add to cart.

We have vintage decorative plates for all occasions and to suit every mood! Great as a gift or as a present to yourself. Check out the full range of fun and naughty wall plates.

Select your plate from the drop down menu:

Plate A: Jason England, size - 16.5cm, plate lettering - black

Plate B: Alfred Meakin England, size - 17cm, plate lettering - gold

The black lettering is heat set to the plates surface.

The gold lettering is metallic foil.

Our plates are not intended for food use, they are for decorative use only.

We carefully hand select our vintage plates to ensure they are in good condition, but there may be the occasional surface scratch or slight wear in parts due to the plates age.

Our shipping and payment information can be found here

Would you like a custom order plate? Create-a-plate is available to order here

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