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Decorative Plates I Would Slap You, But Shit Splatters
Vintage plate with a border of leaves to display on the wall with the words "I would slap you but shit splatters" in black lettering Image 1 of 4
Vintage plate with a border of leaves to display on the wall with the words "I would slap you but shit splatters" in black lettering
Vintage plate with a border of leaves to display on the wall with the words "I would slap you but shit splatters" in black lettering Image 2 of 4
Vintage plate with a border of leaves to display on the wall with the words "I would slap you but shit splatters" in black lettering
The decorative wall plate is presented in a gift box Image 3 of 4
The decorative wall plate is presented in a gift box
Vintage plate with a border of leaves to display on the wall with the words "I would slap you but shit splatters" in black lettering Image 4 of 4
Vintage plate with a border of leaves to display on the wall with the words "I would slap you but shit splatters" in black lettering
Vintage plate with a border of leaves to display on the wall with the words "I would slap you but shit splatters" in black lettering
Vintage plate with a border of leaves to display on the wall with the words "I would slap you but shit splatters" in black lettering
The decorative wall plate is presented in a gift box
Vintage plate with a border of leaves to display on the wall with the words "I would slap you but shit splatters" in black lettering

I Would Slap You, But Shit Splatters

NZ$49.00

"I Would Slap You, But Shit Splatters"

Fabulous plates to adorn your walls! Our decorative wall plates are carefully crafted from up-cycled vintage plates and feature one of our cheeky, sassy quotes. This plate measures 25.5cm in diameter and comes with your choice of either a spring hanging wire for easy wall mounting or a plate stand, perfect for showcasing your plate on a shelf, sideboard, or anywhere you like to add a splash of sass!

Please select your plate holder from the drop down menu which pops up when you add to cart.

At The Dandy Lion we have made it our mission to add a touch of fun and sass to your walls with our plates. Our quirky artwork is applied and heat set to our collection of hand selected vintage plates.

Vintage plate - ‘Woodland’ J & G Meakin England

Size - 25.5cm

Our plates are not intended for food use, they are for decorative use only.

We carefully hand select our vintage plates to ensure they are in good condition, but there may be the occasional surface scratch or slight wear in parts due to the plates age.

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"I Would Slap You, But Shit Splatters"

Fabulous plates to adorn your walls! Our decorative wall plates are carefully crafted from up-cycled vintage plates and feature one of our cheeky, sassy quotes. This plate measures 25.5cm in diameter and comes with your choice of either a spring hanging wire for easy wall mounting or a plate stand, perfect for showcasing your plate on a shelf, sideboard, or anywhere you like to add a splash of sass!

Please select your plate holder from the drop down menu which pops up when you add to cart.

At The Dandy Lion we have made it our mission to add a touch of fun and sass to your walls with our plates. Our quirky artwork is applied and heat set to our collection of hand selected vintage plates.

Vintage plate - ‘Woodland’ J & G Meakin England

Size - 25.5cm

Our plates are not intended for food use, they are for decorative use only.

We carefully hand select our vintage plates to ensure they are in good condition, but there may be the occasional surface scratch or slight wear in parts due to the plates age.

"I Would Slap You, But Shit Splatters"

Fabulous plates to adorn your walls! Our decorative wall plates are carefully crafted from up-cycled vintage plates and feature one of our cheeky, sassy quotes. This plate measures 25.5cm in diameter and comes with your choice of either a spring hanging wire for easy wall mounting or a plate stand, perfect for showcasing your plate on a shelf, sideboard, or anywhere you like to add a splash of sass!

Please select your plate holder from the drop down menu which pops up when you add to cart.

At The Dandy Lion we have made it our mission to add a touch of fun and sass to your walls with our plates. Our quirky artwork is applied and heat set to our collection of hand selected vintage plates.

Vintage plate - ‘Woodland’ J & G Meakin England

Size - 25.5cm

Our plates are not intended for food use, they are for decorative use only.

We carefully hand select our vintage plates to ensure they are in good condition, but there may be the occasional surface scratch or slight wear in parts due to the plates age.

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