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Decorative Plates If I Were A Bird, I Know Who I’d Shit On
If I were a bird I know who I’d shit on, funny and rude decorative wall plate, vintage plate with bird and tree illustrations and black writing Image 1 of 3
If I were a bird I know who I’d shit on, funny and rude decorative wall plate, vintage plate with bird and tree illustrations and black writing
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If I were a bird I know who I’d shit on, funny and rude decorative wall plate, vintage plate with bird and tree illustrations and black writing
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Wall plate presented in a gift box
If I were a bird I know who I’d shit on, funny and rude decorative wall plate, vintage plate with bird and tree illustrations and black writing
If I were a bird I know who I’d shit on, funny and rude decorative wall plate, vintage plate with bird and tree illustrations and black writing
Wall plate presented in a gift box

If I Were A Bird, I Know Who I’d Shit On

NZ$50.00

"If I Were A Bird, I Know Who I’d Shit On"

Fabulous plates to adorn your walls! Our decorative wall plates are carefully crafted from up-cycled vintage plates and feature one of our cheeky, sassy quotes. This plate measure 22cm x 23cm in diameter and comes with your choice of either a spring hanging wire for easy wall mounting or a plate stand, perfect for showcasing your plate on a shelf, sideboard, or anywhere you like to add a splash of sass!

Please select your plate holder from the drop down menu which pops up when you add to cart.

We have vintage decorative plates for all occasions and to suit every mood! Great as a gift or as a present to yourself. Check out the full range of fun and naughty wall plates.

Vintage plate - ‘Royal Ivory’ John Maddock & Sons Ltd England

Sizes - 22cm x 23cm

Lettering - black

The lettering is heat set to the plates surface.

Our plates are not intended for food use, they are for decorative use only.

We carefully hand select our vintage plates to ensure they are in good condition, but there may be the occasional surface scratch or slight wear in parts due to the plates age.

Our shipping and payment information can be found here

Would you like a custom order plate? Create-a-plate is available to order here

Add To Cart

"If I Were A Bird, I Know Who I’d Shit On"

Fabulous plates to adorn your walls! Our decorative wall plates are carefully crafted from up-cycled vintage plates and feature one of our cheeky, sassy quotes. This plate measure 22cm x 23cm in diameter and comes with your choice of either a spring hanging wire for easy wall mounting or a plate stand, perfect for showcasing your plate on a shelf, sideboard, or anywhere you like to add a splash of sass!

Please select your plate holder from the drop down menu which pops up when you add to cart.

We have vintage decorative plates for all occasions and to suit every mood! Great as a gift or as a present to yourself. Check out the full range of fun and naughty wall plates.

Vintage plate - ‘Royal Ivory’ John Maddock & Sons Ltd England

Sizes - 22cm x 23cm

Lettering - black

The lettering is heat set to the plates surface.

Our plates are not intended for food use, they are for decorative use only.

We carefully hand select our vintage plates to ensure they are in good condition, but there may be the occasional surface scratch or slight wear in parts due to the plates age.

Our shipping and payment information can be found here

Would you like a custom order plate? Create-a-plate is available to order here

"If I Were A Bird, I Know Who I’d Shit On"

Fabulous plates to adorn your walls! Our decorative wall plates are carefully crafted from up-cycled vintage plates and feature one of our cheeky, sassy quotes. This plate measure 22cm x 23cm in diameter and comes with your choice of either a spring hanging wire for easy wall mounting or a plate stand, perfect for showcasing your plate on a shelf, sideboard, or anywhere you like to add a splash of sass!

Please select your plate holder from the drop down menu which pops up when you add to cart.

We have vintage decorative plates for all occasions and to suit every mood! Great as a gift or as a present to yourself. Check out the full range of fun and naughty wall plates.

Vintage plate - ‘Royal Ivory’ John Maddock & Sons Ltd England

Sizes - 22cm x 23cm

Lettering - black

The lettering is heat set to the plates surface.

Our plates are not intended for food use, they are for decorative use only.

We carefully hand select our vintage plates to ensure they are in good condition, but there may be the occasional surface scratch or slight wear in parts due to the plates age.

Our shipping and payment information can be found here

Would you like a custom order plate? Create-a-plate is available to order here

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