A vintage decorative plate with pictures of birds and a quote “If I were a bird I know who I’d shit on”
A vintage decorative plate with pictures of birds and a quote “If I were a bird I know who I’d shit on”
Wall plate presented in a gift box
A vintage decorative plate with pictures of birds and a quote “If I were a bird I know who I’d shit on”
A vintage decorative plate with pictures of birds and a quote “If I were a bird I know who I’d shit on”
Wall plate presented in a gift box

If I Were A Bird, I Know Who I’d Shit On

NZ$50.00

Handpicked Vintage Plates With Attitude!

Created in our Wellington studio.

Fabulous plates to adorn your walls! Our decorative wall plates are carefully crafted from up-cycled vintage plates and feature one of our cheeky, sassy quotes.

Add a dash of sass to your walls!

  • Handmade from recycled vintage ceramic plates

  • Versatile display — choose a spring wall hanger or plate stand

  • One-of-a-kind — our plates are made in small batches

At The Dandy Lion we have made it our mission to add a touch of fun and sass to your walls with our plates. Our quirky collages and artwork are applied and heat set to our collection of hand selected vintage plates.

Vintage plate - Royal Doulton England

Sizes - 22cm

Lettering - black

The lettering is heat set to the plates surface.

Are plates are not intended for food use, they are for decorative use only.

Handpicked Vintage Plates With Attitude!

Created in our Wellington studio.

Fabulous plates to adorn your walls! Our decorative wall plates are carefully crafted from up-cycled vintage plates and feature one of our cheeky, sassy quotes.

Add a dash of sass to your walls!

  • Handmade from recycled vintage ceramic plates

  • Versatile display — choose a spring wall hanger or plate stand

  • One-of-a-kind — our plates are made in small batches

At The Dandy Lion we have made it our mission to add a touch of fun and sass to your walls with our plates. Our quirky collages and artwork are applied and heat set to our collection of hand selected vintage plates.

Vintage plate - Royal Doulton England

Sizes - 22cm

Lettering - black

The lettering is heat set to the plates surface.

Are plates are not intended for food use, they are for decorative use only.

Add On Gift Wrapping
Add On Gift Wrapping
NZ$3.00

  • A fabulous vintage plate with a quote “If I were a bird I know who I’d shit on”. Includes your choice of a wall hanger or plate stand.

  • Vintage ceramic plate.

  • 22cm x 22cm

We carefully hand select our vintage plates to ensure they are in good condition, but there may be the occasional surface scratch or slight wear in parts due to the plates age.

Ships from our Wellington, New Zealand studio.

Our shipping and payment information can be found here

Would you like a custom order plate? Create-a-plate is available to order here