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Decorative Plates If I Were A Bird, I Know Who I’d Shit On
If I were a bird I know who I’d shit on, funny and sassy vintage decorative wall plate, two plate set, floral design with black writing Image 1 of 5
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If I were a bird I know who I’d shit on, funny and sassy vintage decorative wall plate, two plate set, floral design with black writing
If I were a bird I know who I’d shit on, funny and sassy vintage decorative wall plate, two plate set, floral design with black writing
If I were a bird I know who I’d shit on, funny and sassy vintage decorative wall plate, two plate set, floral design with black writing
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The decorative wall plates are presented in a gift box
If I were a bird I know who I’d shit on, funny and sassy vintage decorative wall plate, two plate set, floral design with black writing

If I Were A Bird, I Know Who I’d Shit On

NZ$59.00

"If I Were A Bird, I Know Who I’d Shit On" Two Plate Set

Fabulous plates to adorn your walls! Our decorative wall plates are carefully crafted from up-cycled vintage plates and feature one of our cheeky, sassy quotes. This is a two plate set, the plates measure 25.5cm and 15cm and each comes with your choice of either spring hanging wires for easy wall mounting or plate stands, perfect for showcasing your plates on a shelf, sideboard, or anywhere you like to add a splash of sass!

Please select your plate holders from the drop down menu which pops up when you add to cart.

We have vintage decorative plates for all occasions and to suit every mood! Great as a gift or as a present to yourself. Check out the full range of fun and naughty wall plates.

Vintage plates - James Kent Ltd England and fine china Japan (bird saucer)

Sizes - 25.5cm and 15cm

Lettering - black

The lettering is heat set to the plates surface.

Our plates are not intended for food use, they are for decorative use only.

We carefully hand select our vintage plates to ensure they are in good condition, but there may be the occasional surface scratch or slight wear in parts due to the plates age.

Our shipping and payment information can be found here

Would you like a custom order plate? Create-a-plate is available to order here

Add To Cart

"If I Were A Bird, I Know Who I’d Shit On" Two Plate Set

Fabulous plates to adorn your walls! Our decorative wall plates are carefully crafted from up-cycled vintage plates and feature one of our cheeky, sassy quotes. This is a two plate set, the plates measure 25.5cm and 15cm and each comes with your choice of either spring hanging wires for easy wall mounting or plate stands, perfect for showcasing your plates on a shelf, sideboard, or anywhere you like to add a splash of sass!

Please select your plate holders from the drop down menu which pops up when you add to cart.

We have vintage decorative plates for all occasions and to suit every mood! Great as a gift or as a present to yourself. Check out the full range of fun and naughty wall plates.

Vintage plates - James Kent Ltd England and fine china Japan (bird saucer)

Sizes - 25.5cm and 15cm

Lettering - black

The lettering is heat set to the plates surface.

Our plates are not intended for food use, they are for decorative use only.

We carefully hand select our vintage plates to ensure they are in good condition, but there may be the occasional surface scratch or slight wear in parts due to the plates age.

Our shipping and payment information can be found here

Would you like a custom order plate? Create-a-plate is available to order here

"If I Were A Bird, I Know Who I’d Shit On" Two Plate Set

Fabulous plates to adorn your walls! Our decorative wall plates are carefully crafted from up-cycled vintage plates and feature one of our cheeky, sassy quotes. This is a two plate set, the plates measure 25.5cm and 15cm and each comes with your choice of either spring hanging wires for easy wall mounting or plate stands, perfect for showcasing your plates on a shelf, sideboard, or anywhere you like to add a splash of sass!

Please select your plate holders from the drop down menu which pops up when you add to cart.

We have vintage decorative plates for all occasions and to suit every mood! Great as a gift or as a present to yourself. Check out the full range of fun and naughty wall plates.

Vintage plates - James Kent Ltd England and fine china Japan (bird saucer)

Sizes - 25.5cm and 15cm

Lettering - black

The lettering is heat set to the plates surface.

Our plates are not intended for food use, they are for decorative use only.

We carefully hand select our vintage plates to ensure they are in good condition, but there may be the occasional surface scratch or slight wear in parts due to the plates age.

Our shipping and payment information can be found here

Would you like a custom order plate? Create-a-plate is available to order here

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