Plate A, a vintage plate with dark red roses and a quote “please don’t do cocaine in the bathroom”
A vintage plate with pink flowers and the quote “please don’t do cocaine in the bathroom”
Plate C, a small vintage plate with a blue floral design and a quote "please don't do cocaine in the bathroom" in gold lettering
Plate D, a vintage plate with a pink and yellow rose design and a quote "please don't do cocaine in the bathroom" in black lettering
Plate E, a large vintage plate with a white and green floral design and a quote "please don't do cocaine in the bathroom" in gold lettering.jpg
The wall plate is presented in a gift box
Plate A, a vintage plate with dark red roses and a quote “please don’t do cocaine in the bathroom”
A vintage plate with pink flowers and the quote “please don’t do cocaine in the bathroom”
Plate C, a small vintage plate with a blue floral design and a quote "please don't do cocaine in the bathroom" in gold lettering
Plate D, a vintage plate with a pink and yellow rose design and a quote "please don't do cocaine in the bathroom" in black lettering
Plate E, a large vintage plate with a white and green floral design and a quote "please don't do cocaine in the bathroom" in gold lettering.jpg
The wall plate is presented in a gift box

Please Don’t Do Cocaine In The Bathroom

from NZ$45.00

Fabulous Plates To Adorn Your Walls!

Created in our Wellington studio.

Our decorative wall plates are carefully crafted from up-cycled vintage plates and feature one of our cheeky, sassy quotes.

Our Decorative Plates Are

  • Handmade from recycled vintage ceramic plates

  • Versatile display — choose a spring wall hanger or plate stand

  • One-of-a-kind — our plates are made in small batches

Select your plate from the drop down menu:

Plate A: Colclough England, size - 16cm, lettering - black

Plate B: Crown Lynn New Zealand, size - 17.5cm, lettering - black

Plate C: Royal Vale, size - 16cm, lettering - gold

Plate D: Alfred Meakin England, size - 22.5cm, lettering - black

Plate E: Melba England, size - 23cm x 21.5cm, lettering - gold

Black lettering is heat set to the plates surface.

Gold lettering is a metallic foil.

Our plates are not intended for food use, they are for decorative use only.

Plate:

Fabulous Plates To Adorn Your Walls!

Created in our Wellington studio.

Our decorative wall plates are carefully crafted from up-cycled vintage plates and feature one of our cheeky, sassy quotes.

Our Decorative Plates Are

  • Handmade from recycled vintage ceramic plates

  • Versatile display — choose a spring wall hanger or plate stand

  • One-of-a-kind — our plates are made in small batches

Select your plate from the drop down menu:

Plate A: Colclough England, size - 16cm, lettering - black

Plate B: Crown Lynn New Zealand, size - 17.5cm, lettering - black

Plate C: Royal Vale, size - 16cm, lettering - gold

Plate D: Alfred Meakin England, size - 22.5cm, lettering - black

Plate E: Melba England, size - 23cm x 21.5cm, lettering - gold

Black lettering is heat set to the plates surface.

Gold lettering is a metallic foil.

Our plates are not intended for food use, they are for decorative use only.

Add On Gift Wrapping
Add On Gift Wrapping
NZ$3.00

  • A fabulous vintage plate with a quote “Please don’t do cocaine in the bathroom”. Includes your choice of a wall hanger or plate stand.

  • Vintage ceramic plate.

  • Plate A: 16cm

    Plate B: 17.5cm

    Plate C: 16cm

    Plate D: 22cm

    Plate E: 23cm x 21.5cm

We carefully hand select our vintage plates to ensure they are in good condition, but there may be the occasional surface scratch or slight wear in parts due to the plates age.

Ships from our Wellington, New Zealand studio.

Our shipping and payment information can be found here

Would you like a custom order plate? Create-a-plate is available to order here