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Decorative Plates Please Don’t Do Coke In The Bathroom
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Please don’t do coke in the bathroom, funny bathroom wall decor, Royal Albert rose plate with gold lettering
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Please don’t do coke in the bathroom, funny bathroom wall decor, vintage plate with pink roses and gold lettering
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Please don’t do coke in the bathroom, funny bathroom art, vintage plate with red rose and black lettering
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The decorative wall plate is presented in a gift box
Please don’t do coke in the bathroom, funny bathroom wall decor, Royal Albert rose plate with gold lettering
Please don’t do coke in the bathroom, funny bathroom wall decor, vintage plate with pink roses and gold lettering
Please don’t do coke in the bathroom, funny bathroom art, vintage plate with red rose and black lettering
Please don’t do coke in the bathroom, funny bathroom art, vintage plate with red rose and black lettering
The decorative wall plate is presented in a gift box

Please Don’t Do Coke In The Bathroom

NZ$45.00

"Please Don’t Do Coke In The Bathroom" Small Plate

Fabulous plates to adorn your walls! Our decorative wall plates are carefully crafted from up-cycled vintage plates and feature one of our cheeky, sassy quotes. This plate comes with your choice of either a spring hanging wire for easy wall mounting or a plate stand, perfect for showcasing your plate on a shelf, sideboard, or anywhere you like to add a splash of sass!

Please select your plate holder from the drop down menu which pops up when you add to cart.

We have vintage decorative plates for all occasions and to suit every mood! Great as a gift or as a present to yourself. Check out the full range of fun and naughty wall plates.

Plate A: Royal Albert England, size - 15.5cm, lettering - gold

Plate B: Roslyn England, size - 16cm, lettering - black

Gold lettering is metallic foil.

Black lettering is heat set to the plates surface.

Our plates are not intended for food use, they are for decorative use only.

We carefully hand select our vintage plates to ensure they are in good condition, but there may be the occasional surface scratch or slight wear in parts due to the plates age.

Our shipping and payment information can be found here

Would you like a custom order plate? Create-a-plate is available to order here

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"Please Don’t Do Coke In The Bathroom" Small Plate

Fabulous plates to adorn your walls! Our decorative wall plates are carefully crafted from up-cycled vintage plates and feature one of our cheeky, sassy quotes. This plate comes with your choice of either a spring hanging wire for easy wall mounting or a plate stand, perfect for showcasing your plate on a shelf, sideboard, or anywhere you like to add a splash of sass!

Please select your plate holder from the drop down menu which pops up when you add to cart.

We have vintage decorative plates for all occasions and to suit every mood! Great as a gift or as a present to yourself. Check out the full range of fun and naughty wall plates.

Plate A: Royal Albert England, size - 15.5cm, lettering - gold

Plate B: Roslyn England, size - 16cm, lettering - black

Gold lettering is metallic foil.

Black lettering is heat set to the plates surface.

Our plates are not intended for food use, they are for decorative use only.

We carefully hand select our vintage plates to ensure they are in good condition, but there may be the occasional surface scratch or slight wear in parts due to the plates age.

Our shipping and payment information can be found here

Would you like a custom order plate? Create-a-plate is available to order here

"Please Don’t Do Coke In The Bathroom" Small Plate

Fabulous plates to adorn your walls! Our decorative wall plates are carefully crafted from up-cycled vintage plates and feature one of our cheeky, sassy quotes. This plate comes with your choice of either a spring hanging wire for easy wall mounting or a plate stand, perfect for showcasing your plate on a shelf, sideboard, or anywhere you like to add a splash of sass!

Please select your plate holder from the drop down menu which pops up when you add to cart.

We have vintage decorative plates for all occasions and to suit every mood! Great as a gift or as a present to yourself. Check out the full range of fun and naughty wall plates.

Plate A: Royal Albert England, size - 15.5cm, lettering - gold

Plate B: Roslyn England, size - 16cm, lettering - black

Gold lettering is metallic foil.

Black lettering is heat set to the plates surface.

Our plates are not intended for food use, they are for decorative use only.

We carefully hand select our vintage plates to ensure they are in good condition, but there may be the occasional surface scratch or slight wear in parts due to the plates age.

Our shipping and payment information can be found here

Would you like a custom order plate? Create-a-plate is available to order here

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