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Christmas Delivery Update

A Christmas gift wrapped in white and gold patterned paper with a teal ribbon and bow, with a teal tag that says 'Merry Christmas,' placed on a festive, sparkly gold background.

There’s still time to place your order in time for Christmas delivery! (New Zealand only)

Please place your order by the following dates:

South Island & All Rural NZ - Midday Wednesday 17th December

North Island Urban NZ - Midday Friday 19th December

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FEATURED

There It Goes...My Last Flying Fuck! - Decorative Plate

NZ$45.00

Pop! Noddy Glitter Acrylic Earrings

NZ$45.00

Drama Queen - Acrylic Planter Stick

NZ$18.00

There It Goes My Last Flying Fuck - Sugar Bowl

NZ$50.00

Maybe Swearing Will Help - Vintage Tea Cup

NZ$45.00

I’m A Constant Fucking Delight - Pretty Rude Earrings

NZ$45.00

So Apparently I’m Sarcastic - Acrylic Badge

NZ$39.00

Fabulous Bitch - Decorative Plate

NZ$45.00

NEW ARRIVALS

Please Don’t Do Coke In The Bathroom

NZ$45.00

Middle Finger - Decorative Plate

NZ$45.00

Fabulous Bitch - Vintage Tea Cup

NZ$45.00

Cameo Earrings - Pink Gold & Black

NZ$55.00

My Cat Was Right About You…

My Cat Was Right About You - Decorative Plate

NZ$45.00

Introverted…But Willing To Discuss Cats - Badge

NZ$39.00

My Cat Was Right About You - Badge

NZ$39.00

My Hobbies Include Having No Time For Bullshit

NZ$50.00

SUGAR BOWLS

Poison - Sugar Bowl

NZ$42.00

Suspicious White Substance - Sugar Bowl

NZ$42.00

Arsenic - Vintage Sugar Bowl

NZ$45.00

Suspicious White Substance - Sugar Bowl

NZ$42.00

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PLANTER STICKS

My Next Victim - Acrylic Planter Stick

NZ$18.00

I Need A Fucking Drink - Acrylic Planter Stick

I Need A Fucking Drink - Acrylic Planter Stick

NZ$18.00

Not Dead Yet - Acrylic Planter Stick

NZ$18.00

I’m Such A Prick - Acrylic Planter Stick

I’m Such A Prick - Acrylic Planter Stick

NZ$18.00

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TRINKET DISHES

Where The Fuck Are My Keys? - Trinket Dish

NZ$39.00

Keys & Shit - Vintage Trinket Dish

NZ$39.00

Shit I Can’t Lose - Vintage Trinket Dish

NZ$40.00

I Fucking Love You - Vintage Trinket Dish

NZ$39.00

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SALT & PEPPER SHAKERS

Heroin Cocaine - Salt & Pepper Shakers

NZ$42.00

Salty Bitch - Salt & Pepper Shakers

NZ$42.00

Heroin Cocaine - Salt & Pepper Shakers

NZ$42.00

Salty As Fuck - Salt & Pepper Shakers

NZ$42.00

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DECORATIVE WALL PLATES

I Fucking Hate Cooking - Decorative Plate

NZ$50.00

In A World Full of Cunts You’re My Favourite

In A World Full of Cunts You’re My Favourite

NZ$50.00

Please Don’t Do Cocaine In The Bathroom

NZ$45.00

There It Goes...My Last Flying Fuck! - Decorative Plate

NZ$45.00

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A silver decorative tray with the word 'FUCK' written in black capital letters in the center, placed on a red patterned fabric background.

DECORATIVE PLATES

METAL DISHES

a trinket dish with the words "keys & Shit in black lettering

Green succulent plant in a terracotta pot with a decorative sign that says "Over Dramatic" on a black background.

TRINKET DISHES

PLANTER STICKS

A white container with the words 'Suspicious White Substance' written on it, set against a background of dark blue leaves.

A white and blue floral teacup with the words 'Kindly fuck off' written on it, placed on a matching saucer.

SUGAR BOWLS

TEA CUPS

A white milk jug with floral design and the words "Tears of my Enemies" written on it, surrounded by red roses.

White salt and pepper shakers with the words “Heroin” and “Cocaine”' in cursive, in front of dark blue leaves and pink flowers.

MILK JUGS

SALT & PEPPER

A vintage plate brooch with a delicate floral design, hand shaped and finished with the text 'I'm a delicate fucking flower'.

CREATE-A-PLATE

PLATE BROOCHES

Pink earrings with black text saying 'Fucking Fabulous!'

RUDE EARRINGS

PRETTY RUDE BADGES

A cream coloured brooch with gold glitter around the edges and pink floral designs, labeled 'Badass Bitch' in black text.

A Where the Wild Things Are brooch in a purple frame

PETITE PLATES

POP JEWELLERY

a black and white photo of a tiger with the words " Another year older and still not giving a fuck"

Pair of earrings with Fantail New Zealand postage stamps inset inside wooden frames.

GREETING CARDS

NZ STAMP JEWELLERY

WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING

Love it! I wish I could buy them all and decorate my whole house with them, a unique piece of art in my house. Quick and friendly service. Thank you.

Sammi
Perfect! Plate bought as a birthday present for a young 80yo and she loved it! Excellent service, plate arrived packaged beautifully. Hope to buy more items from The Dandy Lion in the near future.

Michele
Cool item. Excellent packaging, no risk a broken plate here. Thank You !!

Martin
"Absolutely perfect gift for someone with everything! Packaged perfectly too to protect it, lovely. Will definitely purchase another item ❤️”

Melissa
“Excellent service! Would highly rate this seller, fantastic communication. Will be buying again from here for sure XOXO”

Jacqui
“I ordered a custom plate. Great communication, absolutely STOKED with the result and the gorgeous packaging was a nice bonus. Will definitely be buying again in the future.”

Catriona
“Love it, just perfect thankyou. I want more lol”

Rebecca
“Bought this for my friend as a birthday present, she absolutely loves it! Great quality, handy hanger included and fast delivery!”

Shay
“Just perfect! Makes me smile every day “

Sarah
"Beautiful plate, funny as and something completely different! Love it! Super fast delivery and packed so won't break👍Perfect sale, no issues, highly recommend!🙂"

Rachel
"Beautiful plate, unique and perfect gift for my friend ❤ Fast delivery, great packaging, highly recommend!"

Rachel
"I Love Your Unique, Quirky & Naughty Gifts. Quality Vintage items that are so beautifully packaged up too. Thanks Again this was a 40th Birthday gift and I'm sure it will be treasured 🤣 This is my go-to for those "Special" Friends and Family. Xoxo"

Jacqui
Purchased multiple times and multiple plates. Super fast service. Beautifully packaged. Love love love.

Billie
I love my plate. I get so many comments.

Nicole
Super cute. Amazing packaging so it didn't break with shipping. Highly recommend

Lissa
3rd purchase and another quality piece! Absolutely love! Thanks heaps The Dandy Lion

Sandy

For a dash of wit and sass...with a large helping of profanity, decorative wall plates, a "superstar" acrylic badge, Basil Brush jewellery, "suspicious white substance" sugar bowl, planter stick label

Creating NZ Made Gifts & Our Fabulous Decorative Wall Plates

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JEWELLERY

Shop our collection of jewellery, designed and made in our Wellington studio. From cheeky badges to bright and bold Pop! jewellery, and beautiful New Zealand inspired earrings and necklaces featuring vintage postage stamps.

I’m Sorry, Did I Roll My Eyes Out Loud Again? - Badge

NZ$39.00

I Fucking Hate People - Pretty Rude Earrings

NZ$45.00

Pop! The Muppets Rectangle Acrylic Earrings

NZ$48.00

Tui - Square New Zealand Stamp Necklace

NZ$45.00

Tea people, funny vintage tea cups and more at The Dandy Lion

NOT YOUR NANA’S TEA SET!

Is that gin in your tea cup? Sassy and a bit rude, tea cups, milk jugs, sugar bowls and more…everything you need for your next high tea!

Christmas Delivery Update

FEATURED

NEW ARRIVALS

My Cat Was Right About You…

SUGAR BOWLS

PLANTER STICKS

TRINKET DISHES

SALT & PEPPER SHAKERS

DECORATIVE WALL PLATES

SHOP OUR COLLECTIONS

Love it! I wish I could buy them all and decorate my whole house with them, a unique piece of art in my house. Quick and friendly service. Thank you.

Perfect! Plate bought as a birthday present for a young 80yo and she loved it! Excellent service, plate arrived packaged beautifully. Hope to buy more items from The Dandy Lion in the near future.

Cool item. Excellent packaging, no risk a broken plate here. Thank You !!

"Absolutely perfect gift for someone with everything! Packaged perfectly too to protect it, lovely. Will definitely purchase another item ❤️”

“Excellent service! Would highly rate this seller, fantastic communication. Will be buying again from here for sure XOXO”

“I ordered a custom plate. Great communication, absolutely STOKED with the result and the gorgeous packaging was a nice bonus. Will definitely be buying again in the future.”

“Love it, just perfect thankyou. I want more lol”

“Bought this for my friend as a birthday present, she absolutely loves it! Great quality, handy hanger included and fast delivery!”

“Just perfect! Makes me smile every day “

"Beautiful plate, funny as and something completely different! Love it! Super fast delivery and packed so won't break👍Perfect sale, no issues, highly recommend!🙂"

"Beautiful plate, unique and perfect gift for my friend ❤ Fast delivery, great packaging, highly recommend!"

"I Love Your Unique, Quirky & Naughty Gifts. Quality Vintage items that are so beautifully packaged up too. Thanks Again this was a 40th Birthday gift and I'm sure it will be treasured 🤣 This is my go-to for those "Special" Friends and Family. Xoxo"

Purchased multiple times and multiple plates. Super fast service. Beautifully packaged. Love love love.

I love my plate. I get so many comments.

Super cute. Amazing packaging so it didn't break with shipping. Highly recommend

3rd purchase and another quality piece! Absolutely love! Thanks heaps The Dandy Lion

Creating NZ Made Gifts & Our Fabulous Decorative Wall Plates

JEWELLERY

NOT YOUR NANA’S TEA SET!

Is that gin in your tea cup? Sassy and a bit rude, tea cups, milk jugs, sugar bowls and more…everything you need for your next high tea!