The Dandy Lion for a dah of wit and sass…with a large helping of profanity! A decorative plate, milk jug, fabulous bitch tea cup, jewellery and a planter stick label

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Maybe Swearing Will Help - Decorative Plate Maybe Swearing Will Help - Decorative Plate Maybe Swearing Will Help - Decorative Plate
Maybe Swearing Will Help - Decorative Plate
NZ$45.00
In This House We Fucking Swear - Decorative Plate In This House We Fucking Swear - Decorative Plate In This House We Fucking Swear - Decorative Plate
In This House We Fucking Swear - Decorative Plate
NZ$50.00
Fabulous Bitch - Glitter Acrylic Badge Fabulous Bitch - Glitter Acrylic Badge Fabulous Bitch - Glitter Acrylic Badge
Fabulous Bitch - Glitter Acrylic Badge
NZ$39.00
Not Dead Yet - Planter Stick Not Dead Yet - Planter Stick Not Dead Yet - Planter Stick Not Dead Yet - Planter Stick Not Dead Yet - Planter Stick Not Dead Yet - Planter Stick Not Dead Yet - Planter Stick Not Dead Yet - Planter Stick Not Dead Yet - Planter Stick Not Dead Yet - Planter Stick
Not Dead Yet - Planter Stick
NZ$18.00

NEW ARRIVALS

In A World Full Of Cunts You’re My Favourite - Badge In A World Full Of Cunts You’re My Favourite - Badge In A World Full Of Cunts You’re My Favourite - Badge In A World Full Of Cunts You’re My Favourite - Badge In A World Full Of Cunts You’re My Favourite - Badge
In A World Full Of Cunts You’re My Favourite - Badge
NZ$39.00
It’s Not A Crack House It’s A Crack Home It’s Not A Crack House It’s A Crack Home It’s Not A Crack House It’s A Crack Home
It’s Not A Crack House It’s A Crack Home
from NZ$49.00
Tears Of My Enemies - Vintage Tea Cup Tears Of My Enemies - Vintage Tea Cup Tears Of My Enemies - Vintage Tea Cup
Tears Of My Enemies - Vintage Tea Cup
NZ$45.00
Heart - Anatomy Collection Plate
Heart - Anatomy Collection Plate
NZ$45.00

PLANTER STICKS

SUGAR BOWLS

SALT & PEPPER SHAKERS

The Dandy Lion for gifts and jewellery made in New Zealand

A white teacup with gold accents and a matching saucer decorated with pink roses, featuring the words 'Fabulous Bitch' in black script, set against a background of vibrant blue hydrangea flowers.

DECORATIVE PLATES

I’m A Constant Fucking Delight - Decorative Plate
I’m A Constant Fucking Delight - Decorative Plate
NZ$45.00
Fabulous Bitch - Decorative Plate Fabulous Bitch - Decorative Plate Fabulous Bitch - Decorative Plate
Fabulous Bitch - Decorative Plate
NZ$45.00
Fuck Off! - Decorative Plate
Fuck Off! - Decorative Plate
NZ$45.00
For Fuck’s Sake - Decorative Plate
For Fuck’s Sake - Decorative Plate
NZ$45.00

SHOP OUR COLLECTIONS

A white plate with a pink rose illustration and the phrase 'FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK' in a circular pattern, placed on a bed of green fern leaves.
A silver decorative tray with the word 'FUCK' written in black capital letters in the center, placed on a red patterned fabric background.

DECORATIVE PLATES

METAL DISHES

A vintage floral porcelain dish with gold trim, containing the text 'Where the fuck are my keys?' in black font, placed on lush green fern leaves.
Green succulent plant in a terracotta pot with a decorative sign that says "Over Dramatic" on a black background.

TRINKET DISHES

PLANTER STICKS

A white container with the words 'Suspicious White Substance' written on it, set against a background of dark blue leaves.
A vintage tea cup and saucer with floral design and gold trim, with the words "Kindly fuck off" written on the cup, surrounded by red roses.

SUGAR BOWLS

TEA CUPS

White salt and pepper shakers with the words “Heroin” and “Cocaine”' in cursive, in front of dark blue leaves and pink flowers.
A turquoise, glittery badge with black text that reads "In a world full of CUNTS you're my favourite," placed on black and white houndstooth fabric.

SALT & PEPPER SHAKERS

PRETTY RUDE BADGES

A cream coloured brooch with gold glitter around the edges and pink floral designs, labeled 'Badass Bitch' in black text.
A round, white brooch with the text 'Badass bitch' written on it, surrounded by red roses and illustrated with a tulip and a rose on the surface.

PETITE PLATES

PLATE BROOCHES

Pair of earrings with character images from The Muppet Show, one featuring Kermit The Frog, the other Fozzie Bear, set against a blurred light background.
Decorative brooch featuring a New Zealand Fantail postage stamp, with walnut plywood frame and vintage style background.

POP JEWELLERY

NZ STAMP JEWELLERY

CREATE-A-PLATE

Put your words on our fabulous vintage plates with personalised custom order create-a-plates

White decorative plate with a floral pattern of red roses and gray leaves, reading 'Create a Plate' in bold black letters, surrounded by pink and red flowers.
Decorative porcelain plate with a floral pattern and the text 'Create a Plate' in the centre, placed on red and green flowers.

SMALL CREATE-A-PLATE

LARGE CREATE-A-PLATE

WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING

  • Love it! I wish I could buy them all and decorate my whole house with them, a unique piece of art in my house. Quick and friendly service. Thank you.

    Sammi

  • Perfect! Plate bought as a birthday present for a young 80yo and she loved it! Excellent service, plate arrived packaged beautifully. Hope to buy more items from The Dandy Lion in the near future.

    Michele

  • Cool item. Excellent packaging, no risk a broken plate here. Thank You !!

    Martin

  • "Absolutely perfect gift for someone with everything! Packaged perfectly too to protect it, lovely. Will definitely purchase another item ❤️”

    Melissa

  • “Excellent service! Would highly rate this seller, fantastic communication. Will be buying again from here for sure XOXO”

    Jacqui

  • “I ordered a custom plate. Great communication, absolutely STOKED with the result and the gorgeous packaging was a nice bonus. Will definitely be buying again in the future.”

    Catriona

  • “Love it, just perfect thankyou. I want more lol”

    Rebecca

  • “Bought this for my friend as a birthday present, she absolutely loves it! Great quality, handy hanger included and fast delivery!”

    Shay

  • “Just perfect! Makes me smile every day “

    Sarah

  • "Beautiful plate, funny as and something completely different! Love it! Super fast delivery and packed so won't break👍Perfect sale, no issues, highly recommend!🙂"

    Rachel

  • "Beautiful plate, unique and perfect gift for my friend ❤ Fast delivery, great packaging, highly recommend!"

    Rachel

  • "I Love Your Unique, Quirky & Naughty Gifts. Quality Vintage items that are so beautifully packaged up too. Thanks Again this was a 40th Birthday gift and I'm sure it will be treasured 🤣 This is my go-to for those "Special" Friends and Family. Xoxo"

    Jacqui

  • Purchased multiple times and multiple plates. Super fast service. Beautifully packaged. Love love love.

    Billie

  • I love my plate. I get so many comments.

    Nicole

  • Super cute. Amazing packaging so it didn't break with shipping. Highly recommend

    Lissa

  • 3rd purchase and another quality piece! Absolutely love! Thanks heaps The Dandy Lion

    Sandy

Gold ornate picture frame with a sale announcement inside, stating, "Selected items are on sale now!"

SELECTED ITEMS ARE ON SALE NOW!

JEWELLERY

Shop our collection of jewellery, designed and made in our Wellington studio. From cheeky badges to bright and bold Pop! jewellery, and beautiful New Zealand inspired earrings and necklaces featuring vintage postage stamps.

My Hobbies Include Having No Time For Bullshit - Badge My Hobbies Include Having No Time For Bullshit - Badge My Hobbies Include Having No Time For Bullshit - Badge
My Hobbies Include Having No Time For Bullshit - Badge
NZ$39.00
Badass Bitch - Petite Plate Brooch Badass Bitch - Petite Plate Brooch
Badass Bitch - Petite Plate Brooch
NZ$49.00
Pop! The Muppet Show Acrylic Earrings Pop! The Muppet Show Acrylic Earrings
Pop! The Muppet Show Acrylic Earrings
NZ$39.00
Tui - Square New Zealand Stamp Necklace Tui - Square New Zealand Stamp Necklace
Tui - Square New Zealand Stamp Necklace
NZ$45.00
Tea people, funny vintage tea cups and more at The Dandy Lion

NOT YOUR NANA’S TEA SET!

Is that gin in your tea cup? Sassy and a bit rude, tea cups, milk jugs, sugar bowls and more…everything you need for your next high tea!

A porcelain cup and saucer with floral designs, surrounded by pink, red, and peach-colored roses and berries. The cup has the phrase 'Fresh out of fucks' written in black cursive.
A fancy ceramic milk jug with floral designs and the words 'Extra Fucks' written on it, placed on a dark background with blue leaves.
A white ceramic sugar bowl with a lid and handles, engraved with the words "SUGAR TITS," placed on a large pink flower background with multiple petals.
White salt and pepper shakers with black cursive text reading 'Salty' and 'As Fuck' placed on a background of vibrant blue hydrangea flowers.