The Dandy Lion shop our collection of bold and quirky items to brighten your everyday life! Unique gifts and home decor designed and made in New Zealand. All items are sent in a gift box ready for gift giving.

FEATURED

Maybe Swearing Will Help Maybe Swearing Will Help Maybe Swearing Will Help
Maybe Swearing Will Help
NZ$45.00
I Prefer To Call Myself Delightfully Difficult
I Prefer To Call Myself Delightfully Difficult
NZ$55.00
Ray Of Fucking Sunshine - Badge Ray Of Fucking Sunshine - Badge Ray Of Fucking Sunshine - Badge
Ray Of Fucking Sunshine - Badge
NZ$39.00
Tears Of My Enemies - Milk Jug
Tears Of My Enemies - Milk Jug
NZ$39.00

NEW ARRIVALS

In A World Full Of Cunts You’re My Favourite - Badge In A World Full Of Cunts You’re My Favourite - Badge In A World Full Of Cunts You’re My Favourite - Badge In A World Full Of Cunts You’re My Favourite - Badge In A World Full Of Cunts You’re My Favourite - Badge
In A World Full Of Cunts You’re My Favourite - Badge
NZ$39.00
My Hobbies Include Having No Time For Bullshit
My Hobbies Include Having No Time For Bullshit
NZ$50.00
I Wet My Plants - Planter Stick I Wet My Plants - Planter Stick I Wet My Plants - Planter Stick I Wet My Plants - Planter Stick I Wet My Plants - Planter Stick I Wet My Plants - Planter Stick I Wet My Plants - Planter Stick I Wet My Plants - Planter Stick I Wet My Plants - Planter Stick
I Wet My Plants - Planter Stick
NZ$18.00
Skull - Anatomy Collection
Skull - Anatomy Collection
NZ$45.00

PLANTER STICKS

SUGAR BOWLS

SALT & PEPPER SHAKERS

DECORATIVE PLATES

I’m A Constant Fucking Delight
I’m A Constant Fucking Delight
NZ$45.00
Fabulous Bitch Fabulous Bitch Fabulous Bitch
Fabulous Bitch
NZ$45.00
If I Were A Bird, I Know Who I’d Shit On
If I Were A Bird, I Know Who I’d Shit On
NZ$45.00
Stress Is Caused By Giving A Fuck
Stress Is Caused By Giving A Fuck
NZ$49.00

SHOP OUR COLLECTIONS

DECORATIVE PLATES

PICTURE PLATES

METAL DISHES

TRINKET DISHES

PLANTER STICKS

SUGAR BOWLS

TEA CUPS

SALT & PEPPER SHAKERS

PRETTY RUDE BADGES

PETITE PLATES

POP JEWELLERY

PLATE BROOCHES

CREATE-A-PLATE

PUT YOUR WORDS ON OUR FABULOUS VINTAGE PLATES WITH PERSONALISED CUSTOM ORDER CREATE-A-PLATES

SMALL CREATE-A-PLATE

LARGE CREATE-A-PLATE

WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING

  • Love it! I wish I could buy them all and decorate my whole house with them, a unique piece of art in my house. Quick and friendly service. Thank you.

    Sammi

  • Perfect! Plate bought as a birthday present for a young 80yo and she loved it! Excellent service, plate arrived packaged beautifully. Hope to buy more items from The Dandy Lion in the near future.

    Michele

  • Cool item. Excellent packaging, no risk a broken plate here. Thank You !!

    Martin

  • "Absolutely perfect gift for someone with everything! Packaged perfectly too to protect it, lovely. Will definitely purchase another item ❤️”

    Melissa

  • “Excellent service! Would highly rate this seller, fantastic communication. Will be buying again from here for sure XOXO”

    Jacqui

  • “I ordered a custom plate. Great communication, absolutely STOKED with the result and the gorgeous packaging was a nice bonus. Will definitely be buying again in the future.”

    Catriona

  • “Love it, just perfect thankyou. I want more lol”

    Rebecca

  • “Bought this for my friend as a birthday present, she absolutely loves it! Great quality, handy hanger included and fast delivery!”

    Shay

  • “Just perfect! Makes me smile every day “

    Sarah

  • "Beautiful plate, funny as and something completely different! Love it! Super fast delivery and packed so won't break👍Perfect sale, no issues, highly recommend!🙂"

    Rachel

  • "Beautiful plate, unique and perfect gift for my friend ❤ Fast delivery, great packaging, highly recommend!"

    Rachel

  • "I Love Your Unique, Quirky & Naughty Gifts. Quality Vintage items that are so beautifully packaged up too. Thanks Again this was a 40th Birthday gift and I'm sure it will be treasured 🤣 This is my go-to for those "Special" Friends and Family. Xoxo"

    Jacqui

  • Purchased multiple times and multiple plates. Super fast service. Beautifully packaged. Love love love.

    Billie

  • I love my plate. I get so many comments.

    Nicole

  • Super cute. Amazing packaging so it didn't break with shipping. Highly recommend

    Lissa

  • 3rd purchase and another quality piece! Absolutely love! Thanks heaps The Dandy Lion

    Sandy

Tea people, funny vintage tea cups and more at The Dandy Lion

NOT YOUR NANA’S TEA SET!

Is that gin in your tea cup? Sassy and a bit rude, tea cups, milk jugs, sugar bowls and more…everything you need for your next high tea!

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